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07:18pm 02/05/2005
  i love how my dishwasher sucks monkey dick.
glasses cleaned: 7/15
infact they are dirtier than when i put them in.

Dear Columbia House,

When I put a hold on my account, this means you stop sending me mail until I move.
I realize most of your workers are probably fresh off the boat, but there must be someone there with a shred of intelligence.

Love Chris
 
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11:52am 01/05/2005
  jesus.
fuck.
 
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11:55am 30/04/2005
  and now it's cold outside
and the rain is pouring down
and the leaves are turning brown
can't you see


...ok, well maybe i lied about the leaves
and it's not raining yet.
 
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07:40pm 28/04/2005
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12:54am 27/04/2005
  bleed to death says:
yup after that experience ive tried vampirism
eat the meek says:
yeah like wtf
eat the meek says:
the church is all up against vampires
eat the meek says:
but you go there and drink blood
eat the meek says:
bunch of fucking hipocrites
bleed to death says:
no shit like figure out what u want
 
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03:05am 24/04/2005
  Jesus Christ.
If it's not the A/C it's the god damn heat.
Just shut off the fucking air completly.

Yes, I'm grumpy....but the matches are coming to town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
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07:48am 21/04/2005
  people who steal cd players need to be curb stomped.
what the fuck ever happened to honesty.
fucking low lifes.
 
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04:34pm 19/04/2005
  The A/C is on in my apartment.
Why the fuck is the A/C on?
It's April.
Jesus.
 
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08:04am 19/04/2005
  Work is stupid.
stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. yes, stupid.
 
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02:50pm 15/04/2005
  i've never seen so much blood come from a right ear.  
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07:58am 04/04/2005
  i want my guitar back together pretty much right now.
my back hurts.
work is for the foolish.
i need some ice.
 
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05:19pm 03/04/2005
  april showers bitches. april showers.  
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12:50am 03/04/2005
  I've finally seen dodgeball.

some religious leader died.

zehrs sold out of dining room tables.

it is snowing on my only day off.

axis & allies is tough to play without instructions.
 
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my life has now been defined   
04:51pm 01/04/2005
 
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07:14am 01/04/2005
  Sometimes I like to put on a little Jimmy Eat World and pretend I have some sort of a soul.  
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08:44am 29/03/2005
  Dear Jason Kessels,

High Fives are the new black.
I now have your email address.
Good luck in Montreal. (Don't hook up with any girls named Melissa)
 
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08:07am 28/03/2005
  Okay. I've decided that if Parasuco made guitars, I would definitely be on their payroll.
The finish is worn, the paint is chipped, and maybe, just maybe I did it all on purpose.
Okay, you got me. I fucked up, but I'm making the most of it.
THe guitar enters the shop this week.
 
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hopefully this thing doesn't break again   
04:53am 27/03/2005
  ok i'm going to try to post again. if this lasts more than 24 hours i'll be surprised.

this is all my new shit for my guitar. it is in many pieces and being built as we speak.



 
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